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Here’s my expectations for tonight’s Thursday Night Football game from Toronto, Ontario, Oh Canada…

Comprehensive Rankings (Note- none of the rankings are in a particular order and point expectations are based on point per reception leagues.)

QB1- must starts, expect at least 20 points

• none

QB2- only play if your starter is out, expect at least 15 points

• Mark “Deertay” Sanchez, NYJ
• Ryan “I went to Ha’va’d” Fitzpatrick

RB1- must starts, expect at least 15 points

• Thomas “I’m going to run all over the Bills weak run defense” Jones
• Fred “my dumbass coaches should have been starting me the whole season over the bum Marshawn Lynch, ha! No wonder the Dick as in Jauron got fired now he will have a nice front seat view from the couch to watch me go off” Jackson, BUF

RB2- your #2 RB, expect at least 12 points

• none

RB3- I’d only start one of these guys if I had no other choice, expect around 10 points but don’t be disappointed if they come up small

• Shonn “the Bills run D is so bad I might be worth a flex start” Greene

WR1- must starts, expect at least 15 points

• none

WR2- your #2 WR, expect at least 12 points

• none

WR3- I’d only start one of these guys if I had no other choice, expect around 10 points. Some of these guys will have pretty good games, others will have you wishing they were never on your team to begin with.

• Braylon “Dog” Edwards, NYJ
• Jerricho “hit or miss” Cotchery, NYJ
• Terrell “No I didn’t retire, I was jus’ chillin’ ‘til they ran off that white guy as coach but glad people think I’m back but tonight I’ll disappoint em cuz I’m takin’ a trip to Revis Island, see ya’ll on Twitter!” Owners, BUF

WR4- If I’m really desperate, I’d go with one of these guys and hope for the best. They’re super reaches for sure. Expectation is around 8 points.

• Danny “Yeah I’ve never heard of me either but I have a funny last name” Woodhead, NYJ
• Lee “Gayfish” Evans, Buf

TE1- must starts, expect at least 12 points

• Dustin “Steadier than Helen” Keller, NYJ

TE2- only start if your backup is out, hope for 10 points (in no part. order)

• none

D1- Solid looking Ds, expect around 10 points (in no part. order)

• none

D2- These Ds have matchup or talent issues, but could surprise, hope for at least 8 points (in no part. order)

• Jets
• Bills

Tonight’s Winner & Against the Spread Pick

• Bills
• Bills +3

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