Don’t Worry 49ers, I Know How to Fix Your Future

by Johnny Lion† of Pyromaniac.com

One of my friends asked me what was wrong with the Niners. Below is my assessment of this trainwreck and how to fix it.

The Niners are dogshit. Singletary has lost the team. This has been a series of bad decisions that is resulting in their early season implosion. This all started with the signing of David Carr. By signing Carr, the Niners decided that they weren’t going to pursue McNabb and go with Smith.

You and I both know that he sucks. If a guy doesn’t get it done in 5 years, he’ll never be more than a back up. When your QB is ineffective and you don’t want to put the blame on him and ruin his fragile confidence, then you start pointing the fingers elsewhere. Jimmy Raye was the first scapegoat. The Niners should have never let Martz go. With Martz running the offense and Singletary and Manusky running the D, this team would have been dominant. But that didn’t happen either because Coach Mike felt threatened or Martz wanted the head coaching job and left.

So now we’re left with the Alex Smith experiment still shitting on our offense. The new OC is helpful, but he’s under-qualified and Smith is still the root of the problem.

The worst part of this is Coach Mike is going to get run out of town and Frank Gore’s career is going to go to waste having played on bad teams.

When I watch them play, the only 2 guys that can be counted on are Gore and Willis.

My best advice for them would be to bench Smith, put Carr in there so he can suck, then the Niners will know what we as fans have known, that it’s time for a new QB.

The good news is McNabb and Vick will be free agents this year. Every other potential free agent QB sucks so it’s time to make a play for one of them if they don’t re-sign with their teams or draft a QB.

The best case scenario would be if Coach Mike can take this team that’s playing like a 5-11 team and get them to 8-8 then draft a new QB. Hopefully they don’t can him, because that would be a mistake unless they can him for a guy like Bill Cowher.

We’ll see. They’ve made some good moves, but not enough to get us back to where we belong.

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